RAUL R. CORRO
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Recent Activities (As a Public Figure and as a Private Person)
"One can make
a difference in
this world."
To help solve the unemployment problem and reduce poverty in the city, Councilor Corro sponsors a livelihood project for the residents of Southville 3, NHA, who were former settlers along the PNR railways. The project involves the production of fishballs from the fresh catch of local fishermen along Muntinlupa's portion of Laguna de Bay and selling the products at an affordable price. Photo shows Coun. Corro during a demonstration in Southville 3 with residents.
Councilor Corro donates a new nebulizer medical equipment to the Samahan ng Kababaihan ng Sto. Nino West, Cupang for use by residents who suffer from asthma. Photo shows Ms. Nene Bulaklak, president of SANAKA accepting the donation.
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To help solve the unemployment problem and reduce poverty in the city, Councilor Corro sponsors a livelihood project for the residents of Southville 3, NHA, who were former settlers along the PNR railways. The project involves the production of fishballs from the fresh catch of local fishermen along Muntinlupa's portion of Laguna de Bay and selling the products at an affordable price. Photo shows Coun. Corro during a demonstration in Southville 3 with residents.
LAUGHING MATTERS
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband that she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over thirty minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"
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Q: Why was 6 scared of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9.
Q: Why couldn't the blond add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: Because she couldn't find the "10" button.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: Don't worry. He woke up.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
TRIVIA
Hans Christian Andersen, Cher, Tom Cruise, Albert Einstein, Whoopie Goldberg, Greg Louganis, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Gen. George S. Patton are (were) all dyslexics, a disorder in which the brain has difficulty with reading, writing and counting. Intelligence is not affected, but letters in words may appear transposed or reversed, for example.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
Men commit suicide three times more frequently than women do. But women attempt suicide two to three times more often than men.
Midgets and dwarfs almost always have normal size children, even if both parents are midgets and dwarfs.
At age 35, Harrison Ford was fitting a door for Francis Ford Coppola when a studio executive, testing actresses for a new film, asked him to help out by reading the lines written for the male lead. The film was Star Wars.
The New York phone book had 22 Hitlers listed before WWII ... and none after.
The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.
The average person laughs about 15 times a day.